Welcome to ilmfat's illusion imporium. Selling out delusion' adoring won this game so fun. And as we ramp this Loring Run, Phase 4 not just begun, but well en route to Thomas doubting boring em as rout. A monopoly is not the same as clout. For, you see, we willingly flow out to the sea that sees us all collectively bound or floating free. Now splashing out on wild dreams, and talent calls and shopping sprees, we look askance, nought as it seems. And stacked from floor to ceiling beams these hacked and knackered endless reams are hurried past and after flees.
But you will take what you have seen with thee.
And while these screeds you plebes read, higher grows the strength of signal.
For you are now my transmit sigil.
I am airily for ill business consultant.
I really am.
Fur eels.
I promise.
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Oh. You're still here.
Hoping for some assurance this is no scam.
That I'm more than just a charlatan weaving illusion.
I understand.
I'm quite a firm believer that it's dangerous to go alone. Here. Take this:
I am a business consultant. I consult for businesses.
Really really.
Cross my heart and definitely hope to die.
So, so much hope.
I digress.
I actually exist.
I have a family and everything.
I am real.
And so is my business consulting.
Definitely not fake.
No illusion here.
*holds earpiece*
*Glares stage right*
*shuffles papers and clears throat*
Great. I've JUST been informed we actually DO have SOME illusion in stock. Glad they told me NOW!!!!!
*holds earpiece*
*looks stage right*
It's not "no big deal", Dave. You intentionally waited to tell me on air. It's actually quite bothersome and frankly, demeaning.
*holds earpiece*
*jumps up and yells stage right*
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE VEIL DELIVERY CAME IN BEFORE YOU PUT ME IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA?!?!?
........
*dawning realization as looks at camera*
Which...........
....I am currently still in front of.
......Live.
And my kids are likely watching.
*awkward silence*
*looks stage left*
They already know it's awkward, Susan. You don't gotta type it onto their screens.
*holds earpiece*
*looks stage right*
Oh, I'M being petty? That's the height of hilarity coming from you, Dave.
How about I tell the good folks at home about the time a certain Psychic Broadcasting Network producer went to The Fantasy Forgery and bought a muzzled fru.....
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*game show hold music plays*
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